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This time, with detailed steps!
1. Decide that you should probably eat lunch at some time during the day, yes.
2. Look at the peanut butter and the pasta. Let inspiration hit.
3. Realize you don't have chicken. Refuse to let inspiration go away.
4. Set out peanut butter, soy sauce, hot oil (to be used sparingly, as it's spicy!), ginger, garlic, carrots, and pasta.
5. Set pasta to boiling with a chicken boullion cube, because it WILL be chicken satay, dammit!
6. Chase down the kids, confiscate their markers. Sigh.
7. Spoon some peanut butter into a bowl. Think, then spoon the rest in as well.
8. Combine with soy sauce and chickeny pasta water until the texture is right.
9. Start grating the ginger. Realize the grater is CRAP, but persevere because you can't find the other one.
10. Take out scallions, start chopping. Almost get stabbed when the children bump into you.
11. Remove the children from the kitchen, decide to put the knife down next time this happens.
12. Add the scallions to the sauce, add some more. Grate up some carrots.
13. Realize the grater sucks, add the carrots into the sauce, rinse the grater off, give up on grating.
14. Find out why the kids are fighting with each other, threaten to take away their toys if they can't settle it themselves.
15. Add spicy oil. Remove most of the oil you added, ye gods it comes out fast.
16. Stir it all up and hope nobody notices.
17. Continue adding ingredients and stopping fights.
18. Serve it all.
19. Enjoy it. Scream as the kids refuse to enjoy it.
20. Everybody takes a nap. NOW.
1. Decide that you should probably eat lunch at some time during the day, yes.
2. Look at the peanut butter and the pasta. Let inspiration hit.
3. Realize you don't have chicken. Refuse to let inspiration go away.
4. Set out peanut butter, soy sauce, hot oil (to be used sparingly, as it's spicy!), ginger, garlic, carrots, and pasta.
5. Set pasta to boiling with a chicken boullion cube, because it WILL be chicken satay, dammit!
6. Chase down the kids, confiscate their markers. Sigh.
7. Spoon some peanut butter into a bowl. Think, then spoon the rest in as well.
8. Combine with soy sauce and chickeny pasta water until the texture is right.
9. Start grating the ginger. Realize the grater is CRAP, but persevere because you can't find the other one.
10. Take out scallions, start chopping. Almost get stabbed when the children bump into you.
11. Remove the children from the kitchen, decide to put the knife down next time this happens.
12. Add the scallions to the sauce, add some more. Grate up some carrots.
13. Realize the grater sucks, add the carrots into the sauce, rinse the grater off, give up on grating.
14. Find out why the kids are fighting with each other, threaten to take away their toys if they can't settle it themselves.
15. Add spicy oil. Remove most of the oil you added, ye gods it comes out fast.
16. Stir it all up and hope nobody notices.
17. Continue adding ingredients and stopping fights.
18. Serve it all.
19. Enjoy it. Scream as the kids refuse to enjoy it.
20. Everybody takes a nap. NOW.
